Public Service Announcement

Don't offer to hang glide toward a tree to save some kid's kite, as you may fall out of your apparatus 15 feet above the earth and fall on many branches on your way down.

This PSA is brought to you in a very indirect and unknowing way by my manager. Working at a costume shop can be great fun sometimes.

Okay, back to doing work now.

Prolix, prolix, nothing a pair of scissors won't fix...

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