Finally, a sexy costume for me.

So I was hanging out in the sexy costumes area, chanting "Limit three costumes try-on during the visit, one costume in the dressing room at a time, no try-ons on vinyl" to the fraternity girlfriends who were talking about how much their non-existent asses were hanging out of Sexy Tinkerbell when I noticed we had maroon fishnet thigh-highs in stock.

Then it struck me.

Maroon fishnets.

Short grey wool skirt.

A copy of some part of Foucault's History of Sexuality (I'm thinking The Use of Pleasure would be the appropriate one).

One of the tight little UChicago tshirts they sell at the bookstore.

And I would be... SEXY UCHICAGO STUDENT!!!

Unfortunately, I'll be working on Halloween, and nobody I'd see then would get it.